thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

(Source: superstarsaga, via itssupernatural)

  • me shopping: when i'm skinny i'll look good in that

mitchdahbitch:

occupation: ugly friend

(Source: mitchdahbitch, via succeeding)

suffocateing:

*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

(Source: devoures, via succeeding)

heart:

winter is great because I can always wear huge sweaters and nobody has to know if I’m wearing a bra or not

(via magicul)

alltimeboners:

trencherrr:

alltimeboners:

thisworldisfucked:

alltimeboners:

alltimeboners:

i dropped my apple in the toilet

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did you decide oh im going to the bathroom better bring an apple with me

basically yes

why is there a cat 

he was helping

(Source: me-living-my-life, via thefuuuucomics)

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